FACT: When a man can sew, he is empowered. When he is empowered, his chest hair grows one thousand fold. This, in turn increases his manliness, his legs become swollen with stump-like muscles, and his voice promptly deepens to resemble the Gregorians. Ergo, sewing makes a man.
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