DAY 349: Warning

Excuse me, sir! Can’t you read the yellow tape? It says, “Police Line, Do Not Cross.“ What do you mean, “is this a joke?!“ It is absolutely not a joke. Well, yes it’s a massacred banana, but those things are dangerous. Wouldn’t want some poor soul slipping on it now would we? There would most certainly be train delays, and no one wants that evil in their life. You’re welcome.