There are so many situations where dropping the sarcastic "If only" is necessary. "It's not like I know how to fix the cold brew tap," "Oh, if only!" "Hey do you know how to properly mix a salad?" "If only!" "I wonder if it would be easy to run a mile in 98% humidity" "If only!" "It's not like I'm solving world hunger." "If only!" If there was an "If only" genie, we would have a lot more interesting things in this world that we only speculate about now. ATLANTIS?! "If only!"