DAY 261: Dean

There’s Jimmy Dean, Dean Martin, Dean the South Korean Singing Phenomenon; so many Deans, yet so little time. But for real, this morning the mental cursor in my head landed on Dean from South Korea. The dude’s got pipes and you should listen to him if you haven’t heard of him yet. He’s a ticking time bomb of talent. Just wait and see.

DAY 260: Sipping

…And here’s what Urban Dictionary thought I should know about it…

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TOP DEFINITION

sipping

process of drinking carbonated grape juice and liquid codeine mixed usually while smoking marijuana. Popular in the South, especially Houston, TX.

Sipping and Leaning. 
Sipping on that sizzurp. 
I was sipping and leaning so much last night I feel over, finally.

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Oddly enough, this is not what I first think of when I think of “sipping.”

DAY 258: Chug

Everyone could use a real-world chug jug. Or, rather, a chug-mug. I’ve recently acquired one from a generous donor, and I’m stoked on it. Haven’t done a whole lot of chugging so far, just a lot of sipping. Now time to return the favor! The Oregonian in me is thinking Pendleton, but we’ll have to see.

DAY 257: Soup

I never get sick, but here we are… and I’m sick. I need chicken noodle soup, and all I can find in my neighborhood is pho. Sorry, guys, it’s just not the same.

DAY 254: Jack

Incase you’ve forgotten, Jack Black is an incredibly creative writer. I’m at this very moment rediscovering the rock gods that are the men of Tenacious D, and it feels great to be back. I want to gain a zest for life and my craft like Jack’s. In his own phraseology, he’s a demon-metal-legend who’s always prepared to throw down.

DAY 251: Pawn

pôn/

noun

  1. a chess piece of the smallest size and value. A pawn moves one square forward along its file if unobstructed (or two on the first move), or one square diagonally forward when making a capture. Each player begins with eight pawns on the second rank, and can promote a pawn to become any other piece (typically a queen) if it reaches the opponent's end of the board.

    • a person used by others for their own purposes.

      "they had allowed themselves to be used as pawns within the Cold War"

      synonyms:puppet, dupe, hostage, tool, cat's paw, instrument"a pawn in the battle for the throne"

DAY 250: Lawn

I miss the smell of newly cut grass… even though it stopped me from breathing. Well, I guess it wasn’t the grass’s fault, but I was allergic as hell. There aren’t any lawns in the city and it makes me sad for the kids. They need to feel well-trimmed grass up against their faces from time to time. In the meantime, here are the positive effects of keeping plants around you at home.

DAY 248: Yawn

yôn/

verb

  1. involuntarily open one's mouth wide and inhale deeply due to tiredness or boredom.

noun

  1. a reflex act of opening one's mouth wide and inhaling deeply due to tiredness or boredom.

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DAY 246: Jim

I like that Jim from the office is landing big roles. It really enforces the fact that you can grow from humble beginnings. To be honest, though. All I ever think about when I see him in movies now is, “Oh, shit! Jim just wrecked that monster,“ or “Damn, Jim. You’re so agile!“ The only problem with this lies in that fact that he doesn’t play a “Jim” in any of these roles, so I can never remember his current role’s name.

DAY 245: Dongle

Dongle’s are stupid, and I don’t see why a company that makes things called “smartphones“ could make something so truly asinine. It’s just another piece to lose, and another thing to think about. We don’t have time for your bullshit, apple, Let us get back to our avocado toast, instagram, and cat memes!

DAY 243: Duped

Don’t get duped. Just don’t. I promise it won’t feel good. You’ll feel like a real idiot. I don’t know if there are any surefire ways to prevent being duped, but if there are, inform me of them.