I just wanna slow roast some ribs. Is that too much to ask? It's brisket season in my neighborhood, or at least I've deemed it to be. How many sauces can I utilize this S/S season? Only time will tell I guess. New techniques, new meats, new brewskis. What a time.
DAY 89: Shinobi
Man, I know I'm a serious anime nerd, but come on, who doesnt like a good ninja story.
DAY 88: Shazam!
The word Shazam gets me all excited. I mean, who doesn't like saying Shazam?! After crossing someone on the bball court, "Shazam!" After winning a long staring battle, "Shazam!" After eating 5 burritos in one sitting, "Shazam!" There isn't a situation that comes to mind that wouldn't benefit from the adition of such a forceful word.
DAY 87: Glowed Up
Growing your hair out takes some serious work, and I don't even know how to go about getting a good haircut. My hair is currently the longest its ever been and I need to do some serious taming. Any recommendations?
DAY 86: Alone in the jungle
Have you ever felt like you're alone in the jungle? It's a dog eat dog world out there and there are spiders and snakes everywhere you look. Tread lightly, but tread nonetheless. Otherwise you'll get lost, and that's far worse than keeping your feet moving in the right direction.
DAY 85: Planes
I really want to take flight classes, as in, pilot lessons. Imagine all the one off situations where it would come in handy. Plus, think about how amazing the world would look from the sky. Im not talkin "look out a commercial airplane window" amazing. I mean like bird in the sky looking down on the itty bitty ant-like people. The sky's the limit I guess.
DAY 84: Watch Yourself
Today Kanye posted a picture of himself in a MAGA hat. Can you say "bummed?"
DAY 83: Stupid Freshman
Man, history has biffed so many things. I get the whole, "trial and error" concept, but come on, people. Like, who in their right mind thought it would be a good idea to divide humans based on their race, religion, or gender? Obviously, that's just it, they weren't in their right mind. Religion is somewhat understandable (this isn't to say that it's acceptable) because it's nearly impossible to prove something with a backbone based in faith. What doesn't make logical sense to me are race and gender, because they're innate characteristics that one doesn't have the option to choose. I know this is at the forefront of most discussions nowadays, but I keep reading, watching, and learning, and the more I do, the more I realize how primitive we still are. To put it in perspective, the modern form of human has only been around for about 200,000 years, but for a major evolutionary change to persist it's said to take about 1,000,000 years. That means, if we considered this evolutionary phase "Species University," we would currently only have finished our first year of higher education. Keep in mind we're on a strict 5-year plan. So young, so naive, so much to learn. Stupid, stupid freshman.
DAY 82: Space
Outer. A place with infinite possibilities. I want to explore. I need a spaceship. Hell, I'm gonna need cardboard, tape, coke, and mentos. Anyone have some cardboard?
DAY 81: Guesstimates
I used to love guesstimates way more than estimates. There was always an element of surprise, and some kids would randomly produce absurd numbers, bringing me that much closer to the highly coveted piece of candy. It wasn't the hunger games, but in the 3rd grade thats about as close as you could get.
DAY 80: Moneys
I wish I had them, but, alas, I do not.
DAY 79: Pastor Bluntaround
It's a big day for some people today. Lots of dino nuggets, grilled cheese, and short lived naps. Yes, by that I mean today is 4/20. Such an unpredictable day with extremely hazy roots. I know I just made a pun but I mean it sincerely. I swear not one person I've ever asked gives me the same story about how the "holiday" started, but it's all good because I've seen nothing but happy people floating around this regularly pissed off city today.
DAY 78: Sky Water
I know there's a whole scientific process that water goes through to fall from the sky, but imagine people thousands of years ago... that shit would be WILD! King tut probably felt a drop on his face for the first time and fell right off his giant man-made hill. It's crazy that we have oceans full of it, skys that drop it on us, and our bodies? Ya, they're pretty much entirely made of the stuff. Our existence is centered around water, and that is a pretty big weight to lay on somethings shoulders, or... like, beaches. Don't disappoint us water, keep up the good work. I'll try to talk to someone about improvements on our end, and have my people call your people.
DAY 77: Grab n Go
Do you ever wish you had a vending machine in your house? A free one of course, but a vending machine none-the-less. You could literally put whatever you want in it. Damn, I'd have the best freakin' snacks in the land. I'd probably order it somewhat like a bar; best snacks on the top shelf, trickling down from there. Maybe I'd even put those mini liquor bottles on the top shelf, or maybe I'd put fresh meals I cheffed up up there. That might get kinda gross, but if I changed them out daily It'd probably be a-ok. Holy shit, what If you had your own ramen vending machine... you'd probably never leave your house, but it would be 100% worth it. Oh, the endless possibilities.
DAY 76: Jump Around
Jump up, jump up, and get down! Sometimes your body wants to move. Or in my case, all the time. While sitting still comes easy for some people, I'm the guy you see constantly getting up to stretch or take a stroll around. I firmly believe that when you change up your surroundings and see your environment from different angles, life gets a little better. Not to mention it makes reoccurring daily habbits waaaaay more enjoyable.
DAY 75: Cubes
Ice cubes, sugar cubes, cubicles. What do they all have in common? I rarely use them. See, the answer you expect doesnt always have to be the most obvious one. Think different, folks.
DAY 74: Zoomba
I don't know what it is or where it came from, but the name makes me think its exotic. Possibly too exotic for me...
DAY 73: Nerds
I'm an anime nerd, and proud of it. I don't understand why people sleep on anime. They're all like, "wow spirited away was so amazing" but thats nothing compared to the endless anime that's out there. Some of the wildest, most imaginative stuff you could ever watch. Get into it. I promise you wont regret it.
DAY 72: Pork and Chapstick
Salty pork, followed immediately by chapstick. Salt'll dry the lips my friends, and noone likes dry cracked pork lips.
DAY 71: Chomp
Man, I wish I could still chomp. You know, the kind of chomping that's done when you get a mega-crisp salad, or eat a giant chipotle quesarito. I can't even chomp into a damn sandwich. Theres no traction in my mouth and it sucks. Chomping is at a minimum when your mouth is down a chomper.