Remember when Dell computers were really common? C'mon, think waaaay back. Everyone and their momma had a Dell. Am I saying they were amazing computers? Absolutely not. But when they're affordable and reliable enough, middle America will eat that shit up like hot cinnamon rolls at a fat camp. I know, I know, that's insensitive. But, so was buying your family a fucking Dell. Yes, I had one, and I played many-a game on it, but would my middle school self have preferred a desktop that had a little more pizazz? Hell ya.