If you don't sleep in on weekends, I deem you to be soft. As this is not the regular application of the word I am here to explain context. You are soft, because on weekends you are pressured to seize the day. You know, carpe diem and that nonsense. Well I implore you to resist those societal pressures, and grab your pillow by the case. Immerse yourself in those sheets, and keep up the sleep.