DAY 162: Oats 'n Honey

The land of Milk and Honey is old news. Nature Valley knows the future, and the future is granola. Granola AS FUCK. I'm talkin' Oregon Farm-raised, Organic, Free-range, Non GMO, BPA free, granola. If there was a festival to celebrate this bar, it would be Granola Fest 2018 and it would be Lit. Everyone would be naked, sporadically dancing like hippies in the sun, with absolutely no reservations. Bet you didn't know Nature Valley packed such a punch, huh?!