I know, I know, you have a "sensitive stomach." Too much caffeine makes you "jittery," but too little and you "can't function." You only drink "organic" cold brew. You stick to your french press because its "sustainable." Jimmy, we all know you pour that sustainably brewed coffee into a double-stacked plastic cup because it, "keeps it insulated." All I can say is that you're on your 38th "insulated" cup of the week, and that's hardly sustainable. Shame on you, Jimmy. Actually, I'm gonna start calling you Jim seeing as you're making all these self-proclaimed "mature" decisions these days. I know I keep using the bending of my fingers to represent sarcastic quotes, but "keep doing what you're doing," big guy.