DAY 70: Squirt Gun

Water gun, water pistol, squirt gun, they're all the same. The sun is starting to show its shining face more, leading me to want to invest in some serious water-protection. Who needs real guns when you can be drenching your enemies in the most shockingly cold water available. Maybe even throw a few ice cubes in the clip and drop that ammo a couple degrees. Go crazy. Do you. Protec ya neck, homie.