I wish the Cat-bus from Totoro was real, and the thought that it doesn't exist just looms over me like a raincloud with no friends. He spots that I'm a nice guy and just exploits the shit out of me. He knows I'm not going to make him float aimlessly by himself. What can I say, I don't discriminate against any type of cloud, no matter how dreary. But, ya, the cat-bus would be more fun than the subway.