Blue is my favorite color. It always has been. I'm telling you, I popped out the womb thinking everything was blue. The reason being, I thought the world was a beautiful place, and blue, the most beautiful of colors. Have you ever stared into a precisely cut sapphire? Nothing is more satisfying than seeing something built by nature and amplified by the human hand. This isn't to say that I've ever owned a sapphire. That would be rad though. Oh, and to any elderly women who may stumble upon this and have a giant gem to spare, I'm your man.