Some of the best things tend to be “ultra.” From beers to feet-blankets (ie. shoes) “ultra” tends to represent “top-tier.”
What a dubious word, “dubious” is.
hesitating or doubting.
not to be relied upon; suspect.
Yes, “lite” is the improper way of spelling “light,” but I like it because beer likes it.
Inform yourself below:
relating to low-fat or low-sugar versions of manufactured food or drink products.
… day of the week. Wish. Me. Luck.
End… up being sad on sundays because my short-lived “rest” is nearing its end. Also, there is very little sun today, so whoever named this day must have lived in Miami or somewhere tropical.
Saturdays are a serious stoke. I don’t mean that they’re a day of seriousness, but rather a day of radness that I seriously love.
Another Friday down the drain. I don’t mean that in a negative or unproductive sense, just that my Friday has slowly washed away as Fridays tend to do, albeit at the pace of a giant block of ice sitting in the shade on a scalding hot day. To set the metaphoric scene, the temp melts the ice, not the sun beams.
Whether its “no shave” or “movember,” I’ve participated in this culturally coined “bearding” during the month of November since uncontrollable facial hair started sprouting from my previously pristine skin. Realistically, why wouldn’t you want to contribute to a great cause, while also testing the reaches of your beard-growing ability.
Feeling spooky? Well, today is your day. To be honest, Halloween’s history is way more interesting to me than the current traditions. It’s like a look back into the (arguably insane) minds of a spread out, accusatory world that was young America. Friggin’ witches!
I miss Apples. “Why don’t you go shine one up and take a fat-daddy bite,” you might ask? Well, my friend, I am allergic to fleshy fruits. Ya, that’s a real allergy. Hey, science! If you can hear me, cure allergies. Cool, thanks!
If black is the absence of color, I am absent at least 4 days a week.
They are nice. They write smooth. They are consistent. But, they need to make a triple-ultra-thin fine tip.
Why are there so many of them? Keyboards and house keys are the most prominent in my life. My key-card is new, but new is good.
Fridays are dumb. All they ever want to do is drink. Stupid Friday, you’ll never grow up.
The human eye's red-to-green and blue-to-yellow values of each one-wavelength visible color
Impossible colors or forbidden colors are supposed colors that cannot be perceived in normal seeing of light that is a combination of various intensities of the various frequencies of visible light, but are reported to be seen in special circumstances.
Ya, sometimes perception is everything.
noun: blah; noun: blah-blah; plural noun: blahs; plural noun: the blahs
used to refer to something that is boring or without meaningful content.
"talking all kinds of blah to him"
early 20th century (originally US): imitative.
Some days I feel like my brain is dimly lit. Yes, there are still flames a-burnin’ up there, but they’re pretty damn low. And since I’m not southern barbecue, Low-and-slow isn’t ideal.
Don’t call me Mister. Mister was my father. I’m more of a “dude, man, broski, brohemian, bromosapien, brobama” type of guy.
Sometimes when I’m really feeling myself, I like to “skuuuuuurt“ on ‘em. Interpret that as you will, but at times it’s absolutely necessary.
This phrase has always confused me. Who’s life? What day? When will my questions be answered? The world may never know.