Yes this is an odd combination of Timothy and Jim, but what fun would naming be if you couldn’t mix it up a bit. I think if I ever get a dog, I’ll have to consider the name “Jimothy” because of the reaction people will have when they hear it. Or maybe I’ll just name it “Cat” to confuse the shit out of them. Only time will tell..
Somehow I’m always tired. I think sleep might be one of, if not the greatest, thing in existence. Most people I know do very little sleeping, so it becomes that much more valuable. Tired eyes reflect success!
Football is here and the Ducks are in full force. Well, almost full force. A win is a win, but bigger teams call for better plays. Our wide receivers need to work on holding on to the ol ball. Next week is Stanford, and College Game day. Let’s get it, Ducks.
Life calls for balance, but its not often that we can find a perfect balance of things. Balance is a constant pursuit, here’s to chasing balance like a chicken with its head cut off!
Nike has checks, so do multiple choice tests. Come to think of it, I haven’t had to use a Scantron form in years. I don’t miss grades, but filling those out was always interesting.
I have a few sneakers that are “blush“ and/or “nude” and I love them. Buuut, the real problem with these shades of tan is that they aren’t practical in the winter and fall months. Regardless, I’ll still rock them with confidence, but deep down I’ll be aggressively worried that mud will make its way into their pristine fabrics.
Imagine if every hard surface in the world felt like a plush toy, while still being structurally sound. That would be quite the phenomenon. Hand rails… soft to the touch. Buildings… like big ol pillows. I feel like people would take more baths if this was the case, but then again, it might feel like seaweed underwater, and that’s just creepy. We may never know, I guess.
Always ask, "Why and how?"
Always ask, "When?"
Always ask, "where?"
Always ask, "what?"
Always ask, "Who?"
A bug really shouldn't be scary unless its poisonous. Yet, a lot of people are terrified of bugs. It doesn't make much sense. It's like the elephant and the mouse analogy.
I love suede leather. "Why are you telling me this, TJ?" You might ask. Well, suede is an extremely sensitive material. Its like the solid 24k gold of the cowhide world. Get it too wet and it can tighten and crack. Get it too dirty and cleaning it feels like brain surgery. Just as 24k gold can bend out of shape far easier than other metal blends, Suede can break down with ease. So, look after that leather, and make 100% sure that you know the proper cleaning methods. Cop yourself a suede eraser and a soft brush and take care!
I couldn't tell you why, but I feel like "scoffing" at someone is a top-tier insult. There are no words involved, just a whole bunch of shade. Shade that's thrown with the accuracy of a legendary heavy sniper in Fortnite. "Why this analogy?" you might ask. Because a whopping 2% of the world's population plays Fortnite. So there's a strong chance you understand what I'm talking about.
What ever happened to candy paint? It was like the epitome of "Pimpin'." Maybe throw in a little bit of Xzibit, a popcorn maker on the dash, and an entire entertainment system, including a brand new xbox and surround sound speakers that extend out of the trunk to literally surround you as you stand there ambiguously, into the mix and we're golden. God damn I miss pimp my ride...
White, Black, Wool, or wack, socks are diverse and worn every day. I appreciate them, and so should you. They carry you on their back without complaint. So lets all give a round of applause for socks.
I haven't had jam or jelly in months. Now that I think about it, I don't even remember what it tastes like, just that it's basically liquid sunshine. Well I guess its not liquid, but you get it.
It's easy to miss the wind in your hair, loud music, and speed. Separately, they are easily had, but together they are as elusive as an accidental pack of entirely pink Starbursts. Yes, I am, in fact, referring to driving. When you move to NYC and accept car-lessness, these are the thoughts that wander the deep reaches of your mind. One thing's for certain though, I wasn't whipping an M3 back in Portland. Maybe someday.
...Time. I feel like it's almost as valuable as money if not more valuable. Why is it so important? And why are humans the only thing that even acknowledge it?! The world may never know...